World Series Champion and Chicago Hero Ozzie Guillen Just Wished Me Good Luck With My Move

Got this spent to me from a HS buddy this morning.  Best $50 ever spent.  A World Series Champion wishing me, an innocent White Sox blogger good luck with my move?  Yep, that has GOT to be a good omen.  I’m absolutely getting laid tonight.  The Canadian Viagra is going to be flowing like salmon of Capistrano tonight fellas!!!